Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!

Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why.

This Is Not Good News For John McCain

Well, shit. Nobody should ever have to face cancer.

John McCain Explains To Donald Trump In Very Small Words: Torture Is Bad

Yeah, but Trump likes guy who weren't tortured.

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