Want More Coronavirus Tests? Trump Gonna Need You To Do Us A Favor, Though ... If you TEST PEOPLE, the coronavirus numbers might go UP and his re-election prospects might go DOWN. It is a conundrum! Doktor Zoom coronavirus 13 Mar 2020
Donald Trump Has A New Post-Acquittal Enemies List And Every Name Is 'John Bolton' We kid! Also Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Baby Mr. Peanut, on which there's bipartisan agreement. Doktor Zoom Impeachment 05 Feb 2020
Mike Pompeo Will Let NPR Come Back When They Are As Good At Journalism As Fox News He's not setting a very good example for the other foreign ministers. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 03 Feb 2020
Mike Pompeo BANISHES NPR Reporter Even Though It Is A Different NPR Reporter Man, this guy's a dick. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 28 Jan 2020
Egad, Mike Pompeo LIED About NPR Reporter? Lying shitsack lies, is shitsack. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 27 Jan 2020
The $25,865 Head Cold. It's A Christmas Medical Miracle! I'm out of network? You're out of network! THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF NETWORK! Doktor Zoom Healthcare 23 Dec 2019
Ken Cuccinelli Somehow Just As Bad At Poetry As He Is At Immigration Policy We'd say 'don't give up your day job,' but given the circumstances ... Robyn Pennacchia popular 13 Aug 2019
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Will Dance On All Our Graves 'A senator said I was almost dead. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.' Doktor Zoom Nice Time 24 Jul 2019
