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Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

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Silicon Valley Nukes 'Gab' And All The Nazis Are Crying

But at least Tucker Carlson stood up for 'free speech' (by Nazis).

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Michael Cohen Yelling At Daily Beast Reporter Like BIG TOUGH GUY Is Funniest Shit We've Heard All Week

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Rick Santorum: To Lose One Child Is A Misfortune; To Lose 1500 Seems Fine, Just Fine

Rick Santorum knows who is to blame for the misplaced children, just kidding, he doesn't care.

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John Kelly Says USA Has No Room For Illiterate Peasants, Didn't Mean His Own Ancestors

He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.

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Asshole Loan Company Is Screwing Over Teachers And Betsy DeVos Thinks That Is Awesome

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Do You LOVE THE LITTLE BABIES? How About The Moms? Lauren Underwood Forms Black Maternal Health Caucus

Looks like we've got a frontrunner for Legislative Badass of the Year!

President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

Michael Cohen Yelling At Daily Beast Reporter Like BIG TOUGH GUY Is Funniest Shit We've Heard All Week

TODAY WILL BE THE DAY THAT YOU REGRET!

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Rick Santorum: To Lose One Child Is A Misfortune; To Lose 1500 Seems Fine, Just Fine

Rick Santorum knows who is to blame for the misplaced children, just kidding, he doesn't care.

John Kelly Says USA Has No Room For Illiterate Peasants, Didn't Mean His Own Ancestors

He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.

Asshole Loan Company Is Screwing Over Teachers And Betsy DeVos Thinks That Is Awesome

Let's find one MORE Nice Thing for Private Enterprise to screw up, shall we?

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Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!

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