Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

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'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019

Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief!

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Congress Just Can't Find A Good Day To Punch Rod Rosenstein In The Face

BORROW A CALENDAR FROM BRETT KAVANAUGH. Or, you know, don't.

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A Post About Devin Nunes By A Guy Who's Seen Seven Episodes Of 'The Americans'

Oh nothing, just seems like Devin Nunes is trying to get a top-secret American source in the Russia investigation killed. NO BIG.

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It All Started With A Dairy Cow Named 'Gem': A Brief History Of Devin Nunes Being Stupid His Entire Life

Ooh la la, romance!

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FBI And DHS: Russian Hackers Calling From Inside The House

Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?

Science

House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now

Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.

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Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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