Bought And Sold. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 16, 2018
Trump meets with Putin (again), baby jails are run like prisons for babies, and Sacha Baron Cohen trolls gun fetishists. Your morning news brief!
16 Jul 2018
Trump Praises FEMA's Work In Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 7, 2018.
Trump praises himself on Puerto Rico, Hannity wants you to "bash" your phone, and Scott Pruitt has no more friends. Your morning news brief.
07 Jun 2018
FBI Sucker Punches Russian Hackers, Steals Their Lunch Money, And Follows Them Home
Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
24 May 2018
It All Started With A Dairy Cow Named 'Gem': A Brief History Of Devin Nunes Being Stupid His Entire Life
Ooh la la, romance!
25 Apr 2018
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Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018
Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
17 Apr 2018
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!
Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!
09 Mar 2018
Jared Kushner Fucked How Many Ways From Sunday? All Of Them, Katie
In the war between John Kelly and Donald Trump's family, Kelly is winning! For the moment!
28 Feb 2018
Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
14 Dec 2017
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