GOP Rep. Mike Turner Can't Believe Trump Isn't All-Powerful King

It's your Sunday show rundown!

Trump Just Kicking Around The Idea Of Bombing Iran

Like a nuclear football, you know.

Trump Nom Anthony Tata Pulled A Nuge, Forged Court Order, Is Be Best People

He's so sorry, please don't judge him by that or his bugfuck bigotry!

New York Times's Bernie Sanders Russia 'Scoop': Red Scare, Yellow Journalism, Entire Rainbow Of Bullsh*t

This is fucking ridiculous.