So THIS Is Why Rex Tillerson Called Trump A 'Fucking Moron'

It all makes sense now! Just kidding, it always made sense.

Fire, Fury And Quite Frankly Kittens. You Need Kittens Right Now.

It's too early to panic. Maybe when he starts talking about launching us on the Great Journey to the Stars ...

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Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump's Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.

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All The Times Mike Pence Defended Donald Trump's Past Statements By HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

If Mike Pence won the debate, he did it by conveniently ignoring everything Donald Trump has ever said.