Let's Ogle Spain's Hot New Prime Minister And Break Down Weeping With Jealousy!
OH HEEEEEEEEEY.
01 Jun 2018
QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
22 May 2018
President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
21 May 2018
How Stupid Was Trump's Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To 'Donald Fucking Trump'?
AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.
09 May 2018
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Mikey Baby, You're In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018
Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
09 May 2018
El Presidente Dipshit Tweets While Melania Makes Giggle Eyes At Obama. A Study In Contrasts!
FREE YOURSELF, MELANIA!
23 Apr 2018
Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018
Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.
23 Apr 2018
Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History!
Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS.
22 Mar 2018
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