Trump Borrows Obama's Time Machine, Gets Bin Laden Or Something We Guess ONLY HE CAN FIX IT. Doktor Zoom Military 28 Oct 2019
Those Russian Spy Houses Trump REALLY Wants To Give Back To Putin? Spied On The FBI And CIA. YEP! Gotta keep an eye on the Deep State somehow, obviously! Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2019
Everything About This Russian Spy Extraction Story Is Unsettling As F*ck There is fuckery afoot, we guarantee it. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
Julian Assange Knew EXACTLY Who He Was Working For When He Ratf*cked The ​2016 Election For Trump​ RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING. Evan Hurst News 16 Jul 2019
Coming (Or Not!) To Coastal Areas Near You, It's The Flooding Mitigation Lottery! Tempting though it is, 'Who accepts scientific reality?' won't be the standard. Doktor Zoom popular 20 Jun 2019
​US Embassies Cramming Pride Flags Down Mike Pompeo's Dumb Gay-Hatin' Throat HAPPY PRIDE, MOTHERFUCKERS! Evan Hurst News 10 Jun 2019
Trump 'Safety' Commission: Prevent School Shootings By Expelling More Black Kids! Also, build the Wall, probably. Doktor Zoom News 19 Dec 2018
