Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him. Sucks for you, but not for DEMOCRACY. Evan Hurst News 24 May 2019
Betsy DeVos Tells Transgender Kids To Make A Safe Space In The Bushes If They Gotta Pee So Bad Sucks for you, transgender kids! Evan Hurst News 13 Feb 2018
Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America. Evan Hurst News 06 Oct 2017
Jeff Sessions Is Coming All Over Your Porn! We Mean Coming After! Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP! Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2017
Justice Department To Ditch Private Prisons! We Should Probably Send Mother Jones A Pie! A Justice Department memo states that private prisons are bad, and they should feel bad. Also, they should go away forever. Evan Hurst News 18 Aug 2016
Kansas Might Not Have Any Schools For Trans Folks To Terrorize This Fall, LOL WHOOPS Gov. Sam Brownback's trickle-down business still isn't working, HUH! Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2016
North Carolina Republicans Furious Obama Won't Let Them Peek Inside People's Panties Evan Hurst News 05 May 2016
