Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! Evan Hurst Trump 01 Feb 2017
Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE! Evan Hurst Featured 30 Jan 2017
Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE! In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2016
Obama's Gay Army Secretary Nominee On Hold, Because Sen. Pat Roberts Is Being A Dick But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says! Evan Hurst News 11 May 2016
Sen. Tom Cotton So Glad America Chose Him To Usurp Tyrant King Barack Obama Evan Hurst Courts 05 Apr 2016
Guess Why Elizabeth Warren Is Mighty Pissed At Republicans This Time Kaili Joy Gray Featured 10 Mar 2016
Kellyanne Conway Denies Trump Wants Ethnostate, Asks Whether Reporter Is Hutu Or Tutsi Post-Racial America
Julian Assange Knew EXACTLY Who He Was Working For When He Ratf*cked The ​2016 Election For Trump​ Russia
