Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2017
Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE! Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2017
Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE! In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2016
Obama's Gay Army Secretary Nominee On Hold, Because Sen. Pat Roberts Is Being A Dick But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says! Evan Hurst News 11 May 2016
Sen. Tom Cotton So Glad America Chose Him To Usurp Tyrant King Barack Obama Evan Hurst News 05 Apr 2016
Hey, Can Trump Sue Adam Schiff And Nancy Pelosi For 'Bad Phone Call'? A Constitutionsplainer! lawsplainer
