Jim Jordan To GOP: What If We Were Big Stupid Liars Like Trump? You Know, HYPOTHETICALLY Yes, it's because they're not Trumpy enough. Doktor Zoom News 14 Nov 2018
NEWS INCOMING. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 9, 2018 Another prime time Supreme Court shitshow, baby jails somehow get worse, and Jim Jordan's locker room talk. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jul 2018
Stacey Dash's MSNBC Interview Woulda Gone Better If Host Hadn't Asked Her Questions Well played, Ari Melber. Evan Hurst News 10 Mar 2018
If Maggie Haberman's Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We're All Going To Burn To Death You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again. Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2017
Koch Brother Daddies, Angry About Obamacare, Send Republicans To Bed Without Any Money Donors say JUMP! Republicans say HOW HIGH? Five Dollar Feminist News 26 Sep 2017
TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017 TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Sep 2017
Return Of The Un-Living Zombie Obamacare ... God DAMN It, John McCain, JUST FUCK YOU God damn fuckitty fuck fuck fuck. Doktor Zoom News 06 Sep 2017
Kamala Harris Jumps Aboard The Single Payer Train Hey! Good senator backing a good idea! We like it. Doktor Zoom News 31 Aug 2017
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
Fed Society Founder Steve Calabresi Was A Dick But He Was Smart. The Daily Caller Ruined That Too Impeachment
