Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn't Know You Meant THAT Russian Money! We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection. Evan Hurst News 06 Nov 2017
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, DONALD TRUMP JR. You've seen Junior's shitty Halloween tweet. LET'S ALL PILE ON. Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2017
GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off 'Obamaphones' For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative. Doktor Zoom News 03 Aug 2017
Butthurt Americans Made Many Butthurt Election Complaints To FCC This Year! For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB. Evan Hurst News 27 Dec 2016
Middle Class Better Off Than It's Been Since Bush's Financial Crisis, THANKS OBAMA We got all your SEXXXY ECONOMIC NEWS right here! Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2016
Trump Delegates Can't Believe How Terrible The Economy Is For Everyone But Them Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did. Doktor Zoom News 20 Jul 2016
Speaker Paul Ryan Will Swat Donald Trump On His Bottom For Being Naughty Racist Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2016
Fox News: Barack Obama Wants To Unpoison Flint's Water Because He Is Racist, Q.E.D. Evan Hurst News 21 Jan 2016
