Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn't Know You Meant THAT Russian Money! We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection. Evan Hurst News 06 Nov 2017
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, DONALD TRUMP JR. You've seen Junior's shitty Halloween tweet. LET'S ALL PILE ON. Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2017
GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off 'Obamaphones' For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative. Doktor Zoom News 03 Aug 2017
Butthurt Americans Made Many Butthurt Election Complaints To FCC This Year! For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB. Evan Hurst News 27 Dec 2016
