It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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Hey Robert Mueller, Adam Schiff Has A Sexxxy Present For You!

It's transcripts! Transcripts full of LIES!

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Wonkette Answers Lindsey Graham's Dumbass Questions, 'Cause Lindsey Graham Is A Dumbass

Glad to be of service, Senator!

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Dammit, It's Still Obstruction Even If It Happens In Plain Sight!

Trump just ordering Meatball to interfere in SDNY's case against Cohen, NBD!

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Trump A.G. Pick William Barr: Obstructing Justice Just Part Of President's Job, Man

But perhaps we oversimplify a little.

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SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him)

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him.

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It's A Day-After-Midterms Wednesday Afternoon Massacre!

Trump wasted no time firing Jeff Sessions. Shit is about to get real.

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SPOILER: Freedom Caucus Fuckwit Mark Meadows Just Makin' Up Shit About Peter Strzok's Texts

Welcome to your latest Fox News conspiracy theory, America!

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