Donald Trump Telling Border Patrol To Break Law For Full Pardon. IS THAT BAD?

By Monday, he'll be calling for airstrikes. No! We didn't say that!

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Rod Rosenstein Determined To Step In ALL The Shit On Way Out The Door

All for Attorney General Bill Barr and the hate of an ungrateful nation.

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Latest Michael Cohen Pardon Defense Courtesy Of American Honky Tonk Bar Association

Garth Brooks. Friends in low places. Sure, we know the song. You bet.

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UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS?

Matthew Whitaker went back to visit with the House Judiciary Committee. It was illuminating!

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How Much Of A Dumbass Is Roger Stone? THIS MUCH DUMBASS

But a really really REALLY sorry one!

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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Hey Robert Mueller, Adam Schiff Has A Sexxxy Present For You!

It's transcripts! Transcripts full of LIES!

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Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland?

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