Shutdown Bad For Food Safety, Small Business, Airlines, FBI, Even Beer. For The Love Of God! BEER! Surely the free market will sort this all out. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2019
Meet Donald Trump's Grifty Pick For Interior Dept., Montana Rep. 'Commander' Zinke! Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right? Doktor Zoom Science 14 Dec 2016
Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won't Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags! Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou. Doktor Zoom Elections 02 Oct 2016
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