Shutdown Bad For Food Safety, Small Business, Airlines, FBI, Even Beer. For The Love Of God! BEER!

Surely the free market will sort this all out.

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Meet Donald Trump's Grifty Pick For Interior Dept., Montana Rep. 'Commander' Zinke!

Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right?

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Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won't Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.

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