These White Terrorists Were Just 'Knuckleheads,' Nothing To See Here, Go Home The three stooges were just bumbling patriots trying to save their country with fertilizer bombs. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 13 Apr 2018
Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution. Doktor Zoom News 14 Aug 2017
Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings! Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away. Doktor Zoom News 02 Feb 2017
Janet Reno, 78, Has Gone To The Big Dance Party In The Sky It's still Reno Time. Doktor Zoom News 07 Nov 2016
Oklahoma Spending All Its Natty Ice Money Investigating 'Threat Of Islam.' Yes, In Oklahoma An Oklahoma legislator wants to spend taxpayer money to determine how big a threat radical Islamic terrorists pose to the Sooner State. 'Not Much.' There, now he can refund the state treasury. Doktor Zoom News 15 Jul 2016
Lafayette Shooter Was Teabaggin', Gay-Hatin', Hitler-Lovin' Fool, THANKS OBAMA! Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2015
Lindsey Graham Figures Charleston Shooter Must Be Some Kind Of Ay-Rab, Somehow Doktor Zoom News 25 Jun 2015
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Leave Reality To Other People Doktor Zoom News 06 Jul 2014
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS