Don't Buy These Wonkette Bazaar Christmas Gifts Today, It Is Buy Nothing Day Dummies!

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National Politics

Ex-Sheriff With 37 Pieces Of Flair Just Asking If Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Gay Homosexual

Awright you mugs, break it up already.

Secret Service: The Rent At Trump Tower Is TOO DAMN HIGH

President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile.