Don't Buy These Wonkette Bazaar Christmas Gifts Today, It Is Buy Nothing Day Dummies! You can buy them tomorrow instead! Rebecca Schoenkopf Media/Entertainment 23 Nov 2018
Ex-Sheriff With 37 Pieces Of Flair Just Asking If Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Gay Homosexual Awright you mugs, break it up already. Doktor Zoom News 22 Mar 2018
Secret Service: The Rent At Trump Tower Is TOO DAMN HIGH President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile. Doktor Zoom News 04 Aug 2017
LOL Kellyanne Conway's Talking To Toasters! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 13, 2017 Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Mar 2017
Joe Biden Says He's Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING! It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2016
Old Handsome Joe Biden Might Be Hillary's Secretary Of State, Which Would Be A Big F*ckin' Deal! SOURCES SAY Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary's short list for State. Make it so, Hillz! Evan Hurst News 28 Oct 2016
Old Handsome Joe Biden Calls Donald Trump A Idiot In Nicest Way Possible, Then Has Ice Cream Did This Really Need To Be Chopped Into Six Clips? We Think Not! Doktor Zoom News 30 Sep 2016
Your Senate Sunday: Florida's U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions. Doktor Zoom News 07 Aug 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
