Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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Manafort Judge LOCKS HER UP!

Judge Amy Berman Jackson is not amused with Paul Manafort.

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A GOP Congressman Just Stole Devin Nunes's Favorite Love Cow

Doug Collins thought he was gonna OWN THE LIBS when he released the transcript of the House's interview with Bruce Ohr. That is not what happened.

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President WordStupid Has Thoughts To Share, And They Are 'COLLUSION WITCH HOAX!'

We think his brain computer is crashing. No, more than usual.

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596,852 Low-Level Offenders Who Got Off Worse Than Paul Manafort, Who Is Blameless And Pure Of Heart

It was hard to pick just 596,852!

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NO RUSSIA! NO COLLUSION! So ... No Jail Time, Right?

Hahahaha, GFYS.

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Paul Manafort Is A Lover, Not A Fighter. He Can Go Home Now, Yes?

This man right here .... !

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The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go F*ck Himself Right Now

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Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So...

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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