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Is the Trump administration stupid or evil? Yes.

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'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

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Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME?

Well played, Trump! Or, you know, the opposite of that.

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Wait, Is Putin Getting Paid During The Trump Shutdown? THE F*CK?

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Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration

Miles to go before this investigation is over, kids.

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'NO SLAMMING.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 10, 2019

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

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Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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