New York Times Just Handed Trump Rod Rosenstein's Head On A Stick, So It Can Fuck Right Out Of Here

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Gonna Be A Hell Of An Infrastructure Week. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 4, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh to lie like a rug (again), Trump yells at Jeff Sessions (again), and Beto's band's EP surfaces. Your morning news brief!

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'Go In' And 'Do Whatever.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 21, 2018

Trump has another crazy interview, ICE deports a Nazi, and Republicans are worried about November. Your morning news brief.

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This IS A Bad Meme. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 20, 2018

White House counsel is snitching, Giuliani can't handle the truth, and Blake Farenthold blames "f-tards" and #MeToo. Your morning news brief.

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OMAROSA OHMYFUCK! Your Daily Omarosa Roundup, We Guess

Trump deserves what Omarosa is doing to him right now. So much.

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SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Invites Trump To Go Suck Some Bone Spurs

We are beginning to think Trump revoking John Brennan's clearance is having some unintended consequences!

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America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy

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A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode

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Officer Friendly: Stop RESISTING Racist Cops' Hella Wicked Memes And Such!

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