Donald Trump Thinks He Is 'America.' If That Doesn't Horrify You, You Aren't Paying Enough Attention.

Trump said in India that his purge is fine because he's just eliminating people who are disloyal to OUR COUNTRY. By which he means himself.

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PULL THE F*CKING FIRE ALARM

A jolly roundup of all the OTHER tyrant shit Donald Trump has pulled in the past 48 hours!

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Trump Did CRIME With Ukraine Freeze And Republicans Are Like YAY CRIME!

Here a CRIME, there a CRIME, everywhere a CRIME CRIME.

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Eric Swalwell Being Mean To Chris Cillizza Like A Common Wonkette, Awwww Yay!

Here for it.

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Nancy Pelosi Will See Mitch McConnell Next Tuesday. Perhaps.

Pelosi says OK fine, the Senate can have the impeachment articles. Like next week or something. OR CAN THEY? Yeah sure. Next week. Perhaps.

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Devin Nunes Just Met You And This Is Crazy But Here's His Number CALL HIM MAYBE?

Devin Nunes's phone number is not in this blog post, IT'S A SONG LYRIC, MORONS.

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Mick Mulvaney #BeBest At Trying To Make Trump's Ukraine Crimes Great Again

GET OVER IT!

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It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About.

Missed some Ukraine stories and need to catch up? WONKETTE GOT YOU.

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Prancercise In The Time Of Coronavirus

Fuckin' A It's Not That Hard!

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