Rick Perry Is Stupid Remember, his nickname is Governor Goodhair, not Secretary Smartbrain. Doktor Zoom News 08 Mar 2018
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Kansas Spanish Language Voter Guides Had Some Totally Tiny Errors, No Big Deal At All Doktor Zoom News 12 Apr 2016
Texas Tosses Rick Perry's Criminal Charges, Still Won't Help Him Win White House Kaili Joy Gray News 24 Feb 2016
Idiot 'OK Corral' Historic Re-Enactor Shoots Guy Right In His Billy The Kids Doktor Zoom News 19 Oct 2015
Rick Perry's Dreams Of Presidenting Just Died, Bye Rick Perry's Dreams! Kaili Joy Gray News 11 Sep 2015
Gov. Paul LePage Accidentally Turning Maine Into Feminist Paradise, Haha, Whoops Doktor Zoom News 13 Jul 2015
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
