Bundy Dildo Militia Not Guilty In Oregon Wildlife Refuge Takeover, Fate Of Precious Guns Still Unclear Great news for armed 'militias' -- and just in time for the rigged election! Doktor Zoom News 28 Oct 2016
Ridiculous Number Of Dildo Militiamen At Malheur Refuge Were Government Informants, LOL Trust No One! Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2016
Bundy Bunch Trial Starts With Life-Or-Death Demand To Allow Idiots To Wear Cowboy Boots Strictly a bring-your-own-dildo affair. The Bundy brothers have each other. Doktor Zoom News 07 Sep 2016
You Know What The Bundy Gang Really Needed? A Stolen .50 Cal Machine Gun. Just imagine what fun the Bundy Militia could have had during their occupation of a federal wildlife refuge if they'd had a .50 caliber machine gun! Doktor Zoom News 31 May 2016