Bundy Dildo Militia Not Guilty In Oregon Wildlife Refuge Takeover, Fate Of Precious Guns Still Unclear Great news for armed 'militias' -- and just in time for the rigged election! Doktor Zoom News 28 Oct 2016
Ridiculous Number Of Dildo Militiamen At Malheur Refuge Were Government Informants, LOL Trust No One! Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2016
Bundy Bunch Trial Starts With Life-Or-Death Demand To Allow Idiots To Wear Cowboy Boots Strictly a bring-your-own-dildo affair. The Bundy brothers have each other. Doktor Zoom News 07 Sep 2016
You Know What The Bundy Gang Really Needed? A Stolen .50 Cal Machine Gun. Just imagine what fun the Bundy Militia could have had during their occupation of a federal wildlife refuge if they'd had a .50 caliber machine gun! Doktor Zoom News 31 May 2016
Ryan Bundy Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Have His Guns. In Jail. Why is jail so much like jail? Evan Hurst News 25 May 2016
Bundy Militia Dumbass Sorry For Being Dumbass, He Can Go Home Now? Seriously, he is so sorry, HIS BAD, he promises this will not happen again. Evan Hurst News 06 May 2016
Bundy Militia Mom Oppressed By Big Government Just Because She Beat Her Kids A Little Why are government tyrants always stealing patriots' children over a few beatings? Doktor Zoom News 05 May 2016
Ammon Bundy's Legal Defense Exactly As Sane As Every Other Bundy Legal Theory Doktor Zoom News 27 Apr 2016
