Orlando School Cop Keeping America Safe From Cranky Six-Year-Old Girl And how did the school think arresting a six-year-old is a good idea? Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 23 Sep 2019
Donald Trump Kicks Off 2020 Campaign With Solemn Vow To Defeat Hillary Clinton Same shitshow, little bit louder, little bit worse. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 19 Jun 2019
Racist Families That Vacation Together, Do Hate Crimes Together... It's a Racist Family Pack! Economy Size! A Nice Lady News 03 Jun 2018
Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes. Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2017
Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That! Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear! Doktor Zoom News 23 Feb 2017
Overworked Donald Trump Plans Nice, Relaxing Campaign Rally In Florida This Weekend Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while. Doktor Zoom News 16 Feb 2017
It's Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium! We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it. Doktor Zoom News 31 Dec 2016
Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again. Evan Hurst News 07 Oct 2016
