Trump Idiots Tell World About San Bernardino, Orlando 'Attaks' For VERY FIRST TIME EVER BAD JOB, ASSHOLES. Evan Hurst News 07 Feb 2017
2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately. Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2016
What Ellen DeGeneres And Katy Perry Did For Pulse Shooting Survivor Will Make You Sob Happy Tears Start your weekends off right with THIS BEAUTIFUL STORY. Evan Hurst News 09 Sep 2016
Donald Trump Loves Sunday School So F*cking Much, It's Terrific And Elegant And You Get Juice Boxes Trump spoke to a big gay-hatin' conference of bigots this week. Click to see what he said! Evan Hurst News 12 Aug 2016
Hillary Clinton Must Answer For Disgraced Ex-Congressman Mark Foley's Presence At Trump Rally This is totally different from Omar Mateen's dad sitting behind Hillary Clinton. CLICK TO READ WHY. Evan Hurst News 11 Aug 2016
Hillary Clinton Not All That Impressed With Donald Trump's RNC Speech, How Odd With bonus Tweets from Bernie Sanders and greatest congressional Tweeterer ever, John Dingell! Evan Hurst News 22 Jul 2016
Daily Caller And RedState Post Thoughtful Reactions To Dallas Police Shootings, Wait What? The editor of National Review Online also had something decent to say! Evan Hurst News 08 Jul 2016
Wonkette Baby Literally Walking All Over Your Weekly Top Ten You come vote for the Wonkette Baby in the Cute Baby Contest right now! Evan Hurst News 25 Jun 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
