Let The Eagle Soar! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 16, 2018 Robert Mueller is about to LOCK THEM UP, Julian Assange coming out from the cupboard under the stairs, and Ocasio-Cortez hits the ground running. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 16 Nov 2018
Sounds Like Trump's Locked In Oval Office Masturbating To His '100 Pictures' Of Mueller And Comey Kissing ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2018
Dutch Shoes And Dutch Ovens. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 3, 2018 The Muslim ban gets worse, Trump's not winning his trade war, and Scott Pruitt does more awful things. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 03 Jul 2018
Alex Jones Knows 'Deep State' Roofies Trump's Diet Cokes, But SHHHH THEY'LL MURDER HIM IF YOU TELL WHOA. THE FUCK. IF TRUE. Evan Hurst Culture 11 Sep 2017
Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK? He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information! Evan Hurst Russia 17 May 2017
TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017 OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 16 May 2017
Congress Wants Trump's 'Tapes,' If There Are Any 'Tapes' (Are There 'Tapes'?) It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances? Doktor Zoom Russia 15 May 2017
Is Donald Trump Recording People Like A Common Nixon? He likes to watch. Doktor Zoom Russia 12 May 2017
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
