Donald Trump Hides In His Room So You Evil Gnomes Can't Steal His Magic Bag Just holing up in the Residence like a perfectly normal president. Doktor Zoom Trump 25 Nov 2019
Let The Eagle Soar! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 16, 2018 Robert Mueller is about to LOCK THEM UP, Julian Assange coming out from the cupboard under the stairs, and Ocasio-Cortez hits the ground running. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 16 Nov 2018
Sounds Like Trump's Locked In Oval Office Masturbating To His '100 Pictures' Of Mueller And Comey Kissing ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2018
Dutch Shoes And Dutch Ovens. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 3, 2018 The Muslim ban gets worse, Trump's not winning his trade war, and Scott Pruitt does more awful things. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 03 Jul 2018
Alex Jones Knows 'Deep State' Roofies Trump's Diet Cokes, But SHHHH THEY'LL MURDER HIM IF YOU TELL WHOA. THE FUCK. IF TRUE. Evan Hurst News 11 Sep 2017
Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK? He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information! Evan Hurst News 17 May 2017
TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017 OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 16 May 2017
Congress Wants Trump's 'Tapes,' If There Are Any 'Tapes' (Are There 'Tapes'?) It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances? Doktor Zoom News 15 May 2017
Can We All Agree That Barack Obama Should Never Follow Bill Kristol's Consistently Bad Advice? 2020 democratic primary
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