What Did Trump Promise To The President Of Ukraine? Or Russia? Or, You Know, Whomever? If Wonkette's right about this, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE. Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2019
Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019 Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 06 Mar 2019
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019 Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Feb 2019
Hey, Remember That Time Obama Busted Up In 'The Celebrity Apprentice' To Murder Bin Laden Right In Trump's Face? THIS DAY IN HISTORY! EXCEPT NOT ACTUALLY! FLASHBACK FRIDAY! Evan Hurst News 17 Aug 2018
If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump's 'Shitholes' Routine, You'll Looove This! We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist. Evan Hurst News 12 Jan 2018
Trump Reminds Farmers They're White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018 Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jan 2018
Where's My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017 Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jan 2018
Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right? Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects. Dominic Gwinn News 05 Dec 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
