If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump's 'Shitholes' Routine, You'll Looove This!
We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist.
12 Jan 2018
Trump Reminds Farmers They're White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
09 Jan 2018
Where's My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
05 Jan 2018
Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right?
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
05 Dec 2017
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Donald Trump Gonna Win Afghanistan War By WINNING! No Other Details Available
Donald Trump lays out bold plan for strategic vagueness.
22 Aug 2017
SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017
SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
28 Jul 2017
Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well
'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow
25 Feb 2017
Nice Time: Watch Hundreds Of Utahns Greet The Last Arriving Refugees (For Now)
We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
03 Feb 2017
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