Very Dangerous Teenage Harvard Student Deported For Having Facebook Friends Yes, we're serious. Jamie Lynn Crofts News 29 Aug 2019
Dear God, Save The Queen! Wonkagenda For Mon., June 3, 2019 Trump meets actual Queen, Jared drops jaws, and baby jails get worse. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 03 Jun 2019
'I'm Totally Off Script Right Now.' Wonkagenda For Mon., March 4, 2019 Trump's humps a flag, Bernie's back, and Fox News is calling from INSIDE the White House. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Mar 2019
Chinaman Not The Preferred Nomenclature, Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 26, 2019 Michael Cohen has 'EARTH SHATTERING' news, Trump trying to steal Uncle Sam's purse, and 9/11 first responders need our help. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 26 Feb 2019
Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019 Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Feb 2019
Texas Will Fire You If You Don't Promise To Buy An Israeli SodaStream, We Guess Is that weird? That seems weird. Robyn Pennacchia News 19 Dec 2018
Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL F*CKERS OUT, OH MY LORD That part ain't redacted, it is LOUD AND CLEAR. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
Ivanka Blows Kisses While Gaza Strip Burns Jared should have that peace deal ready any minute now. Doktor Zoom News 14 May 2018
