Donald Trump Knows Less About Energy Than Sarah Palin Does. Let That Sink In

Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.

Trump's Top Christian Dude Stopped A Tsunami By Yelling At It One Time, No Lie

Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.

Trump Advisor: Donald's VP Has To Be A White Guy Because Affirmative Action

Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.