Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do 'Science.' GOOD!

Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

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Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

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Donald Trump To London: PANIC, YOU JERKS.

'Keep Calm' isn't Donald Trump's style. But he can certainly Carry On like a panicky idiot.

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Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

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Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!

Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.

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Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

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Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

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Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.

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Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do 'Science.' GOOD!

Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Donald Trump To London: PANIC, YOU JERKS.

'Keep Calm' isn't Donald Trump's style. But he can certainly Carry On like a panicky idiot.

Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!

Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.

Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.

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Patriotic Senators To Celebrate July 4th At Kremlin, As Jesus And Founders Intended

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Trump To Move Your Food Stamps, Student Loans To New 'Department Of Lazy Takers'

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Florida Skipped Background Checks For Concealed Gun Permits For A Year. Is That Bad?

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Paul Manafort Probably Going To Jail Friday, So HAHAHAHAHAHA