YES, PANIC. By which I mean come see us tonight, Vancouver, and tomorrow, Seattle! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 29 Aug 2019
Breitbart Will Be Ready With The Dunking Chairs When The Witches Take Over America. More witches than Presbyterians?!? Oh no! Robyn Pennacchia Culture Wars 22 Dec 2018
The Right Ramps Up The War On Store Clerks Federalist writer gets offered thing she doesn't want, goes bananas. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 20 Dec 2018
Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do 'Science.' GOOD! Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 24 Aug 2017
Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jul 2017
Donald Trump To London: PANIC, YOU JERKS. 'Keep Calm' isn't Donald Trump's style. But he can certainly Carry On like a panicky idiot. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jun 2017
Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit A sincere call for international understanding. Doktor Zoom News 28 Apr 2017
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
Breitbart Will Be Ready With The Dunking Chairs When The Witches Take Over America.
More witches than Presbyterians?!? Oh no!