We've Got More Nice Things Than You Can Shake A Stick At! People used to shake sticks at things a lot more in the olden days I guess. Doktor Zoom Nice Time 25 Aug 2019
Amtrak Derails In 'Mass Casualty.' But It's Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure The correct time to talk about our problems is never. killermartinis News 18 Dec 2017
Mar-a-Lago Kitchen Doubles As Germ Warfare Research Lab, Say Big Gubmint 'Health Inspectors' Ew. Just Ew. Doktor Zoom News 13 Apr 2017
This Is Just Getting Ridiculous: Obamacare-Hatin' Sheriff Ups His (Not-Begging) Ask To A Cool $60 Grand Dan Weber News 26 Mar 2015
Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, 'Parasites' Out Of The Wombs Of 'Hosts' Fitzgerald Chesterfield News 25 Feb 2014
