If You Didn't Spend Your Moolah On Dames, Firewater And Picture Shows, You Might Not Be A Ne'er-Do-Well!

Jeepers, Mr. Grassley! If the sailors don't come by the dance hall no more, how am I gonna afford my knee rouge?

This Is A Love Letter To The Estate Tax

Won't anyone think of poor Paris Hilton?

Donald Trump Finally Finds Locker Room. Whoops It Has Naked Miss Teen USA Girls In It!

Trump reportedly used his power to leer at women of legal age at the Miss USA pageant too.

What We Talked About Before We Talked About Donald Trump And Your Vagina. Your Weekly Top Ten!

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