Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw Thinks Guns, Like Hugs And Chlamydia, Are Better When You Share Crenshaw's audition for GOP's Next Top Trump continues. Stephen Robinson Guns 04 Sep 2019
Yeah, Nobody's Gonna Shut Up About The Racist Who Didn't Get Into Harvard (The Real Racism) Won't someone please think of the racist children? Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 18 Jun 2019
Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019 Jeff Bezos's Pecker war, Meatball rolls up to the Hill, and RIP John Dingell. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 08 Feb 2019
Congress Finally Held Hearings On Gun Violence, So Matt Gaetz Lied About Mexicans Christ, what an asshole. Doktor Zoom Guns 07 Feb 2019
Whole Lotta WHOLE LOT Going On! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 7, 2019 Trump gets HARASSED like a common Hillary, Democrats look for Trump's taxes, and Rep. Matt Gaetz is annoyed by dead kids. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 07 Feb 2019
Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019 Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Feb 2019
Shut Up, Old Man! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 18, 2018 An angry, racist grandpa yells at the internet, the economy slides into the toilet, and Twitter hates black women. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Dec 2018
'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 13, 2018 Michael Cohen's secrets, and Rudy Giuliani's (allegedly!) drunk texts! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Dec 2018
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
