Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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NO RUSSIA! NO COLLUSION! So ... No Jail Time, Right?

Hahahaha, GFYS.

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Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration

Miles to go before this investigation is over, kids.

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A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

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Fuck Are All These Russians Doing In Michael Cohen's Sex Payoff Slush Fund?????

THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?

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TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.

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Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail!

Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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