Everything Trump Needed To Know About Tariffs But Was Afraid To Ask Art of the Duh. Liz Dye Featured 27 Jul 2018
Trump Heroically Rescues Farmers Mugged By Unknown US President It's not really 'corporate welfare' if it's meant to buy votes. Doktor Zoom News 25 Jul 2018
GOP Ready To Pass Tax 'Cut' Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN IT They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney. Doktor Zoom News 01 Dec 2017
How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It's A Toss-Up! Time to sink this Shitshowboat. Doktor Zoom News 21 Sep 2017
GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal! Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2017
GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is? Doktor Zoom News 24 Mar 2017
Obama's Gay Army Secretary Nominee On Hold, Because Sen. Pat Roberts Is Being A Dick But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says! Evan Hurst News 11 May 2016
Mr. Monopoly Mike Bloomberg Breaks Promises To Campaign Staff, Sends Them Directly To Unemployment 2020 democratic primary
