GOP Ready To Pass Tax 'Cut' Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN IT
They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.
01 Dec 2017
How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It's A Toss-Up!
Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
21 Sep 2017
GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions
These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!
27 Jul 2017
GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer
We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?
24 Mar 2017
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Obama's Gay Army Secretary Nominee On Hold, Because Sen. Pat Roberts Is Being A Dick
But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says!
11 May 2016
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