Lindsey Graham Breaks Senate For Very Good Reason: So We Can Lock Up Children Forever Won't let foreigns or Democrats take his jerb away. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 02 Aug 2019
Christine Blasey Ford Just Sciencing The Fuck Out Of This Aunt Lydia ain't think to write no sci-ump-tific questions. Doktor Zoom News 27 Sep 2018
Are Republicans About To Confirm A Perjurer To SCOTUS? Hey, Shit Happens! What do you mean this isn't normal? Seems like everyday behavior these days. Doktor Zoom News 07 Sep 2018
A Very Genteel And Civilized Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing Just Kidding LOL Brett Kavanaugh, Day Three is not going your way! Liz Dye Featured 06 Sep 2018
Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought? It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND! Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2017
Democrats Filibuster Gorsuch, Hooray! Also, Senate Doomed, So There's That. We never liked his mama, either. Doktor Zoom News 03 Apr 2017
Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal? Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn. Doktor Zoom News 02 Mar 2017
Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick 'Betsy DeVos' How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much. Evan Hurst News 07 Feb 2017
