Paul Manafort, GO THE F*CK TO NEW YORK JAIL WHENEVER YOU GET DONE WITH FEDERAL JAIL! Trump can't save you now! Evan Hurst News 13 Mar 2019
HEY-O, IT'S MUELLER TIME! Starring Paul Manafort! Again! LOL! It's been a horrible news day, but this might make you feel A LITTLE BIT better! Evan Hurst News 08 Jun 2018
Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE! Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down? Evan Hurst News 31 Oct 2017
TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS! Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD. Evan Hurst News 30 Oct 2017
THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron. Evan Hurst News 30 Oct 2017
Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail! Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation? Evan Hurst News 30 Oct 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
