Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

Tough break, dude.

Judge Says Paul Manafort Is Total LIAR F*CKING LIAR, Hopes He Stubs His Toe In Jail

OK WE ARE JUST FOOLING, Judge Amy Berman Jackson did not say she hopes Paul Manafort stubs his toe. Wonkette was just reading between the lines.

Michael Cohen Pleads 'Guilty As F*ck' Again, But This Time It's For MUELLER STUFF!

It's MUELLER TIME, baby!

What The Hell With Rick Gates Doing NO COLLUSION With Israeli Spies, Who Why What Now?

ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER THIS RABBIT HOLE.