Some Asshole Hotelier Sends Big Scary Lawyer After Your Wonkette!

Oh we are quaking in our boots over here, wanking motion.

Your Sunday Show Rundown Is Mostly About GOP Sen. John Barrasso Being An A-Hole

The GOP is very humanitarian and good. Obviously.

Mitch McConnell Might Allow A Stimulus, Since JOBS Are On The Line! (His Job)

Yeah nah.

Small Business Loan Program Was Full Of Frauders, And We Need Another

This is America, man.