Let's Talk About Dumb Foreign Agent Dipsh*t Michael Flynn, Because It Is A Day The more we learn about Michael Flynn's brief time in the White House, the more he and Donald Trump sound like criminals. Evan Hurst News 21 Feb 2019
Did Saudi Prince Torture A Guy On Jared Kushner's Info? This Is Not 'Good' Did we not JUST FINISH a story about the weirdo Saudi Arabian/Emirati angle of the Robert Mueller investigation? We did! Here is another one! Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2018
Jared Kushner Fucked How Many Ways From Sunday? All Of Them, Katie In the war between John Kelly and Donald Trump's family, Kelly is winning! For the moment! Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2018
Donald Trump Doesn't Need Intelligence Briefings When He Has Fox & Friends Are our president learning? Doktor Zoom News 09 Feb 2018
Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse! Evan Hurst News 14 Dec 2017
Nikki Haley Wishes Y'all Wouldn't Discuss Classified Intel Trump's Blabbing About On Twitter Loose lips sink ships, y'all! LIT'RALLY! Evan Hurst News 08 Aug 2017
Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017 Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 16 Feb 2017
Intelligence Community Will See Donald Trump IN HELL An unnamed senior intelligence official says Trump will 'die in jail.' Hoo boy. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2017
