Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
11 May 2018
Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018
Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!
04 May 2018
Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
06 Apr 2018
Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
16 Feb 2018
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They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
09 Feb 2018
Peggy Noonan Observed Last Evening's Footballing Match!
It was a very good footballing match.
05 Feb 2018
The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
02 Feb 2018
Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
26 Jan 2018
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