CONTEMPT. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 9, 2019 Senate races, robot dicks, and a stable genius. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 09 Jul 2019
New Hampshire Ends Capital Punishment No more tinkering with the machinery of death. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 31 May 2019
Oh Sh*t Son, Pennsylvania Just Took Your Gun Away (If You Are A Domestic Abuser) NRA = weak sad poop. Doktor Zoom Guns 10 Apr 2019
Let's Finish Our Week With Some Poll Porn About How Everybody Hates Trump! Don't say we never write anything nice. Evan Hurst News 05 Apr 2019
Batsh*t PA Rep Lady Won't Have Muslims Telling Her How To Pray To JESUS, JESUS, JESUS! Meet Stephanie Borowicz. She seems nice. Evan Hurst Culture Wars 27 Mar 2019
Who's Getting Indicted Today? Oh, Just All Michael Flynn's Friends Nice company he keeps. Evan Hurst News 17 Dec 2018
Five Other Stories Today That Are Not Kanye West At The White House The not giving a fuck is strong with us today. Doktor Zoom Culture 11 Oct 2018
Kris Kobach Grifted A Bunch Of Racists, And It Is Hilarious! It's trouble, and that starts with T and has ruble in it, not that this is a Russia post. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 02 Aug 2018
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
