Can We PLEASE Close The Deal Today? Election Results Liveblog, Day Three!

Let's make it a good Thursday. (Also this post is frozen to the top, so for new Wonkette posts, do that thing where you scroll in the downward motion.)

2020 presidential election

It Would Appear Our Boy Conor Lamb Kicked That Republican Dork's Ass

Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.

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