Middle School Sued For Forcing Muslim Kid To Confess 'Allegiance' To ISIS, Because America

A lawsuit alleges officials at a Long Island middle school forced a learning-disabled Muslim boy to confess to planning a terrorist attack. Get ready for morons to start explaining why this made perfect sense.

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Worst Cop Ever Threatens Tiny Black Girl On Facebook To Teach Dallas Mom A Lesson

A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?

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