'All Lives Splatter': Sheriff's Office Real Sorry It Recommended Murdering Protesters With Cars The Sheriff's Office of Chelan County says it was an accident! You know, like hitting protesters with your car! Robyn Pennacchia News 12 Sep 2017
Nice 'Alt-Right' Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack 'Snowflakes,' Shot One Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples. Doktor Zoom News 28 Apr 2017
Brave Tucson Cops Shove Tiny 86-Year-Old Lady Onto Pavement, Keep Community Safe For Now Tucson cops know how to deal with elderly scofflaws and those who might help them. Doktor Zoom News 01 Mar 2017
Well Of Course Donald Trump Stands To Make Money From Dakota Pipeline. Stop Acting Surprised! Protests against Big Oil? How quaint. Doktor Zoom News 29 Nov 2016
Good News! 'Democracy Now!' Host Amy Goodman Won't Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew? Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2016
Nice Time! Obama Administration Cavalry Comes, Puts Hold On North Dakota Pipeline It's a win/lose day for opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline -- but it could be leaning toward 'win.' Doktor Zoom News 09 Sep 2016
Pipeline Goons Sic Dogs On Native American Protesters, Because America Silly Lakota people, thinking it's 'their' land. Doktor Zoom News 06 Sep 2016
NC School District To Let Kids Pepper Spray Scary Trans Students In The Potty, Why Not? This is for sure a thing that will turn out well for everyone involved. Robyn Pennacchia News 11 May 2016
