Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED.

There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto.

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Trump Jr.'s Treason Meeting And Hillary's Dirty Dossier Are Completely Different, And Here Is Why, You Dumb Idiots

Why Donald Trump Jr. should go to jail and Hillary Clinton should not. WOMP WOMP!

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How About Now, Jim Jordan? HOW ABOUT NOW?

Jim Jordan has been holding his balls and lying about this A LITTLE BIT TOO LONG.

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Jim Jordan Knows Who Molested Those Boys, And It Is The Deep State

Featuring known journalists 'Carter Page' and 'Breitbart'!

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This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes

Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!

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Weird How Dumb Idiot Sean Hannity THIS WEEK Sounds Just Like Stupid Ass Glenn Greenwald LAST YEAR

Look at these two fucking idiots.

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GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!'

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