The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice
Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.
27 Feb 2018
White House Not Tacky Or Gold-Plated Enough For Classless Trash Donald Trump
CHRIST, what an asshole.
02 Aug 2017
Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now
Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.
25 Jul 2017
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Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
24 May 2017
Lookie! The White House's Sexxxiest Pictures Of 2016! (There Will Be No Sexxxy Pictures In 2017)
Enjoy these pictures of the Obamas and the Bidens, because IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
30 Dec 2016
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sleeping Right Now, Please Shut Up With Your So-Called 'Breaking News'
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!