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The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice

Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.

Culture

White House Not Tacky Or Gold-Plated Enough For Classless Trash Donald Trump

CHRIST, what an asshole.

News

Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now

Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.

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Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Lookie! The White House's Sexxxiest Pictures Of 2016! (There Will Be No Sexxxy Pictures In 2017)

Enjoy these pictures of the Obamas and the Bidens, because IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

News

Obama Shoots Giant Rainbow Out Of His Hand, Instantly Turns All Jamaicans Gay

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President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being

Russia

Here Is Barry Obummer Making Fun Of Trump's 'Mommy Issues,' Have A Nice Day!

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