Trump Pentagon Goons Shocked To Find Selves Covered In Sh*t After Lying Down With Trump

'How could we possibly have known what Trump was going to do!' ask men who helped him do it.

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It's A 'Kick Mitch McConnell In The Dick' Contest, And Everyone Is Playing!

Who wins? Everybody wins!

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One GOP Asshole Is Why House Can't Have Nice Things

Nothing like endangering your colleagues' lives to make a point.

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Peter King To Leave Congress, No Not Steve King, The Other Bigot

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

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