Peter King To Leave Congress, No Not Steve King, The *Other* Bigot Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Doktor Zoom News 11 Nov 2019
Donald Trump Lies He Was Gonna Host G-7 At Miami Trash Palace For FREEEEEE DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Doktor Zoom News 21 Oct 2019
GOP So Mildly Displeased With Trump's Love Affair With Kim Jong Un, They Might Just Shake Their Heads! In other words, they're mostly cool with Trump siding with one of the world's worst dictators over 'Joe Bidan,' we mean Joe Biden. Evan Hurst News 28 May 2019
24 Republicans Vote For Hatred Ilhan Omar, you get back here right now! Doktor Zoom Congress 08 Mar 2019
Gabby Giffords Was Shot Eight Years Ago. Yesterday, She Helped Introduce A Dem Gun Bill. Way better than thoughts n prayers. Doktor Zoom News 09 Jan 2019
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst News 16 Jul 2018
Paul Ryan Gets Cucked By Priest Dude, you just got your ass kicked by a 67-year-old priest. Liz Dye News 04 May 2018
Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION! A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :( Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2018
