Wingnut GOP Congressman Thanks Trump For Giving America Throbbing Erection For Christmas GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE. Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2017
Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank! SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off. Evan Hurst News 08 Dec 2017
Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers. Evan Hurst News 08 Dec 2017
Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal. Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people? Evan Hurst News 17 Feb 2017
Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME! Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL! Evan Hurst News 16 Feb 2017
That Eric Trump Boy Just Ain't All That Bright Eric Trump seems to think Syrian refugees have something to do with flat wages. Then again, he thinks his dad is a great man. Doktor Zoom News 23 Aug 2016
Fox Doc Keith Ablow Being A Jerk To All The Lazy, Potted-Up Millennials. That Is Wonkette's Job! Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever. Dominic Gwinn Featured 27 May 2016
