This Is The Only Internet Blog Article You Need To Read About Tomorrow's Midterms

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GET YOUR TWO LEFT FEETS MOVING PEOPLE TO THE POLLS, DORKS.

What Could It Cost, Michael? Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 12, 2018

Turkey says it recorded Khashoggi's murder, the markets are tumbling, and we're still ignoring Kanye. Your morning news brief!