Marco Rubio Sets New Olympic Record For Self-Owns

For the love of God stop him before he hurts someone.

No Russia In Trump's Tax Returns? Shut Your Mouth, Jim Jordan.

You piece of we mean sweet summer child.

Philippines President Cured Self Of Gay, Still Addicted To Murder, Dictatoring

Rodrigo Duterte says he's ex-gay? How about being an ex-president, maybe?

Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019

Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief!