Army Corps Of Engineers Tells Dakota Access Pipeline Developers To Go Lay Pipe Somewhere Else The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.) Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2016
Well Of Course Donald Trump Stands To Make Money From Dakota Pipeline. Stop Acting Surprised! Protests against Big Oil? How quaint. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 29 Nov 2016
Good News! 'Democracy Now!' Host Amy Goodman Won't Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew? Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2016
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, Native Americans, The DC Court Gave You This Pipeline! Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day. Doktor Zoom News 11 Oct 2016